Low Standards. High Mileage.

£46.21 (plus tax)

Standards dropped. Mileage went up.

The Low Standards. High Mileage Hoodie is for anyone who’s been through enough to know better and keeps going anyway. Bold back graphic, clean front, and the kind of humor that speaks for itself.

Perfect for gym days, long drives, bad decisions, and stories you probably shouldn’t tell twice.

Low standards. High mileage. Zero regrets.

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More details

  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester 
  • Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit but can run a bit tight
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.